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From ANON

If Brighton was a colour what colour would it be?
Sea grey and sunset red

What does Brighton smell like?
The wind

If Brighton was an item of clothing – what would it be?
A soft suede thong

If Brighton set down next to you what would it say?
‘Here, look at this – do you want a bit?’

 

From Kathy

If Brighton was a colour what colour would it be?
cream

What does Brighton smell like?
The Sea

If Brighton was an item of clothing – what would it be?
A hat

If Brighton set down next to you what would it say?
You’re looking a bit down Do you want to have some fun then?

From David

If Brighton was a colour what colour would it be?
blue

What does Brighton smell like?
pink

If Brighton was an item of clothing – what would it be?
A pack away raincoat

If Brighton set down next to you what would it say?
‘Come on give us a kiss’

 

From Tony

If Brighton was a colour what colour would it be?
Muddy turquoise or milky pale blue

What does Brighton smell like?
A slightly bad smell that might be mushroom compost spread on the flower beds might be the smell of silage drifting from a farm

If Brighton was an item of clothing – what would it be?
A tight black rubber wet suit with a snorkel & goggles

If Brighton set down next to you what would it say?
You’re looking a bit down in the dumps luvvy. Want a bit of company do yer, Dear? Want to buy a girl a port and lemon?

From Ty

If Brighton was a colour what colour would it be?
Blue

What does Brighton smell like?
Multicoloured cuisine

If Brighton was an item of clothing – what would it be?
Multicoloured dreamcoat

If Brighton set down next to you what would it say?
I’m a stony beach but you’re welcome to sit on me. You can walk in my lanes and buy my jewellery

From Judith

If Brighton was a colour what colour would it be?
Turquoise

What does Brighton smell like?
Seaweed & spices. Motor cars & perfume

If Brighton was an item of clothing – what would it be?
An anorak. Keeps you dry and warm but quickly thrown off when the sun comes out.

If Brighton set down next to you what would it say?
I’ve got more nooks and crannies that an octopus’s armpits. Some of them more horrible than others but plenty of them bright and happy. Let’s go explore.

 

From Bernie

If Brighton was a colour what colour would it be?
Pink

What does Brighton smell like?
Salty

If Brighton was an item of clothing – what would it be?
Old fashioned horizontally striped man’s bathing costume

If Brighton set down next to you what would it say?
Hello, Darling. Would U like a roll up?


From NAOMI

Colour:  Iridescent pigeon
Smell:  Ozone and jasmine
What would Brighton say?   Don't I know you from somewhere? 

From JAY

Colour: Surely it should be a rainbow... But not just a seven striped symbol of sexual freedom; It would be a spectrum of myriad colours - many without names - of all hues and shades. At each end: White of Egyptian cotton, off-white of seedy 'dirty weekend' sheets and Brighton's summer blizzards of cocaine. Black of the night and of the souls of the queer-beaters under the pier who seek their prey from it's cover. In between, the murky bottle green of the sea, the bright yellow of sunshine, azure skies, West Street pavement claret... All the colours between Heaven and Hell.


From JOHN

Smell: Car pollution at Preston Circus - a burnt smell on summer evenings; a briney smell down at the seafront; pubs rising in yeastiness as dusk falls...

What would Brighton say? Fancy a pint?

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